25th February 2011

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Erik. I blame you.

Well it’s Friday and I am on break so instead of going out and living life like any other teen I am sitting here on my computer staring at a blank screen trying to figure out what to write. So I have decided that I am going to make a list of things to do before I turn 28 and my life is pretty much over. So here it goes….

THINGS TO DO BEFORE I, KACIA, TURN 28 AND MY LIFE IS PRETTY MUCH OVER

1. Get a life.

2. Graduate.

3. Get arrested and thrown in jail (and hopefully bunk with someone guy named Bonquiqui)

4. Get bailed out of jail.

5. Get thrown out of a JBiebs concert.

6. Wake up in a different city, state, country. I don’t know, surprise me.

7. Survive a bar fight and possibly win?!

8. Be on the Jersey Shore with out realizing it.

9. Streak across the field at a twins game.

10. Get away with the perfect prank.

11. Moon the jumbotron screen.

12. Steel something twice my size/weight.

13. Sneak into fashion week.

14. Walk the cat walk at fashion week.

15. Get thrown out of fashion week for pushing a model of the cat walk and for telling her to stop steeling my spot light…

16. Meet my hero Antoine Dodson.

17. Party with Ke$ha and wake up in Paris Hiltons closet.

18. Get a web redemption on Tosh.0

19. Steal a cop car. 

20. Get your name tattooed on my ass.  

I know this list sucks but get over. I’ll make a new one when I’m actually awake and not so bleh.